I had surgery and I get to stay in this house and I get to wear this special cone.
No one else gets to be a cone head....just me!
I love being SPECIAL.
See...my Daddy lets me sit in his lap while wearing the special cone.
No one else is sitting on the couch.
I know that all of you guys wish you had a cone on your head!
What did you say? It's time for the cone to come off?
Oh no! But, I want to wear the cone.
I'm Special K.