"Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so let us all be thankful."
Be thankful for what you have today
P.S. What happens when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Everyone gets a drumstick on Thanksgiving :0)