The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
This may be an oldie, but my husband and I laughed so hard tears rolled down our cheeks!
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 25+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love.
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and the mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we left his place of work and made mad, hot passionate love all day and night.
Then I had to share my married story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"